Tuesday, November 03, 2009

On the Coming End of the World: Jellyfish attack, then hummingbirds

The blogger of Dogs and Jeans sounds like a prophetic voice in the wilderness. -gw
A recent
sinking of a Japanese trawler following a jellyfish attack is only the first event of the coming End of the World. Dogs & Jeans Crack Religious Scholars have analyzed the catastrophes prophesized in Revelations and determined that, following, the uprising by colonial marine life, an unstoppable sequence of tribulations will bear witness to Armageddon itself: ...
  • During the Winter Olympics, a judging controversy will result in a Finnish athlete winning a gold medal in the Nordic Combined over a Norwegian athlete. Animosity will spill over into neighboring Sweden. Even Denmark will become engulfed in the carnage that will engulf Scandinavia.
  • Hummingbirds will knock over wine glasses at outdoor cafes throughout South America and New England. ...
  • Jesus and Mohammad will return to Earth to tell us that only the Baha’i church got it right and everyone else can burn.
    Photo: Uploaded on December 12, 2007 by grizzlybrice on flickr, licensed under Creative Commons Attribution-Noncommercial-No Derivative Works 2.0 Generic

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